Introduction to the Body in Fairy Tales by Jeannine Hall Gailey
Author: seareigns
Why did you make me invite them? I made you invite them because I like them. They’re good people.
Ok, so, a friend of a friend was at some fancy schmancy party in NY, and she was getting majorly creeped on by two older guys- they had her basically cornered and she was getting really uncomfortable. So, she scans the room, and who does she see but motherfucking Aziz Ansari. She makes a solid moment of ‘Dude help me’ eye contact, and Aziz comes over to her – this person he has never met in his life – and he’s like ‘Hey girl! Been so long, what’s up!’ and gets her away from them. He then proceeds to check on her a few times for the rest of the party to make sure the creepers don’t come back.
Tldr, Aziz knows girl code and is an A+ person.
WOAH WHAT? Literally in his stand up live at MSG he mentions how he’d be so happy to help a girl out to get away from creepy dudes. Because “creepy dudes are everywhere”
And he actually did it. Bless AzizAziz is that dude.
I could be a wolf for you. I could put my teeth on your throat. I could growl. I could eat you whole. I could wait for you in the dark. I could howl against your hair.
Catherynne M. Valente, from “The Red Girl,” The Bread We Eat in Dreams (via lucreziaborgia)
SHE’S SO TALENTED
when does her album drop?!
This is the best thing I’ve seen tonight.
I’m one of those people who doesn’t say something for
months and then will say something devastatingly funny out of the blue.
I’m more the listener. I’m quite an easy-going, fun person.
SEAREIGNS 