mad-rock:

maddie-grove suggested

Picture: Don’s Hershey pitch and his audience’s reaction.

Quote: Anything from Tracy’s bizarre sudden recollections of his childhood from “Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land,“ i.e. “A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!” or “I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!“ or “I watched a prostitute stab a clown!”

(Also this blog is my dream come true.) 

Lemon, there is a word, a once special word that’s been tragically co-opted by the romance industrial complex, and I would hate to use it here and have you think that I am suggesting any type of romantic sentiment, let alone an invitation to scale bone mountain.
It’s a word that comes to us by way of the old high German luba, from the latin lubera, meaning “to be pleasing”. So, I’m going to use this word to describe how I feel about you in the way that our Anglo-Saxon forefathers would have used it in reference to say…. “hot bowl of bear meat” or “your enemies skull, split”.

I love you too, Jack.