aubrey plaza – Page 2

@evilhag IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH HOLLYWOOD

”Plaza says her dream is to do a real middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” — NEW YORK MAGAZINE

remydantons:

Aubrey Plaza in Safety Not Guaranteed

“When I was in high school, I was obsessed with Mary Wollstonecraft; she was one of the very first feminists ever. My friend and I were always making videos, and we made this movie called Mary Wollstonecraft and the Renaissance Rangers. It was like a Power Rangers spoof, taking all these historical characters out of context. Mary Wollstonecraft, Robespierre, and Marie Curie—they would all fight crime together. This is the kind of stuff I used to do.”

– Aubrey Plaza

septagonstudios:

Keith P. Rein

gyllenhaalsjacob:

“I always had a goal. I never had a time in my life where I thought, I don’t know what I want to do. It was always me saying, “I know what I want to do and I want to do it now!””

Aubrey Plaza attends the Costume Institute Gala

aubrey plaza is so bad at interviews but she’s somehow really really good at interviews

poehler:

Aubrey Plaza by Danielle Levitt for ASOS Magazine no. 64, March 2013

slapmymind:

I can’t tell if you actually hate me, or if this is just how you are. I had fun hanging out with you, so I don’t care what you say, you’re my friend. And I hope you get into veterinary school, because I like you, so there.