chris pratt – SEAREIGNS

“I was a jokester, I had a dirty mind, and a dirty sense of humor. And I was naked a lot. I was naked all the time. It was just recently, in the last few years since I’ve become an adult, that I’ve learned to keep my clothes on. And even then, I really haven’t. I got yelled at by NBC for getting naked. [While filming multiple takes of a Parks and Recreation scene in which he was supposed to shock Amy Poehler by being naked in a doorway, in one take he did it for real.] I got suspended from the track team in high school for getting naked on the track bus. I was always getting naked. I thought it was hilarious. I didn’t understand how somebody could be so offended by me just taking my junk out.”

beardsleyjones:

shizuohfuckno:

hakunamatudda:

skylorde:

epitomeofnerd:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

and then he proceeds to break everything else Chris Pratt is a legend

Lmfao

This is amazing

I laughed so hard lol.

chrisprattawesomesource:

Secret genius

jesus-in-a-threesome:

“just kidding, I’m so strong”

bootycap:

Nick Offerman on Chris Pratt [x]

thebatmn:

Chris Pratt for ‘GQ’ Men of the Year.

fyeahchrispratt:

Chris Pratt behind-the-scenes, Men’s Fitness July-August 2014 [x]

lizdexia:

omgstephanie:

inaromanticalway:

Chris Pratt brings a selfie to his Conan interview to show his Zero Dark Thirty physique.

oh..

Holy christ. Bert Macklin is a real person.