Dawww, mein chumblr ❤ Hahaha! Okay, I suck so hard at these but I shall give it the old college try:

  1. I was going to major in Illustration before I switched to International Relations
  2. My friend once met John Cleese and told him a story about me, so John Cleese knows about my existence by proxy, blammo
  3. I can bench-press a Volvo
  4. I didn’t get my driver’s license til I was 23, because I’m a fan of reaching milestones as late as possible
  5. I spent this weekend reading a 98,000 word fanfic instead of writing a paper on Mussolini I AM THE WORST AT TIME MANAGEMENT
  6. I’ve never broken a bone but I’ve gotten pneumonia twice
  7. Uhm, my first celebrity crush was Adrien Brody
  8. I started post-secondary education kind of late because of some anxiety-related shenanigans in high school, so consequently I will not graduate til I am 40~ (or 26 but still ugh)
  9. I have a corgi and he is certifiably adorable
  10. In third grade I played the princess in our class’ production of Rumpelstiltskin

I’m so boring, JE SUIS DESOLÉE.