Tag: tina fey
“My daughters will tell you that I’m exceedingly DULL – the FOURTH funniest person in the family”
– Tina Fey
Golden Girls
Taylor Swift after 2013 Golden Globes where Tina and Amy made a joke about her: “There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women”
Tina Fey at 2014 Golden Globes after Amy Poehler wins: “I love you, there is a special place in hell for you”
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
—Tina Fey
THE 71ST ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS
Sunday, January 12, 2014 (broadcast live 5-8 p.m. PT and 8-11 p.m. ET)
tfey:
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty.
“Who cares?” ― Tina Fey, Bossypants
“Bitches get stuff done.” – Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
Seth: And Amy and I never played charades! Amy: Yeah this is our first time.
Amy: If you’re ever around gay penguins and you see how much they love each other? That’s what we have. It’s like… you know that moment where Thelma and Louise hold hands before they fly off the cliff?
Tina: We would be laughing at that moment together.
SEAREIGNS 